Mike's Microphone Nunchuku
Rappin' 'N Scratchin' Turntable
Kowa-cymbal Shields
Longest Rap:
3 days-entitled "Why I Love Pizza"
Favorite Song:
"Yo, Be My Pizza Posse!"
Description
Kick it, dude. It's Rappin' Mike - and he's rip-rappin' to the rescue! Can't touch this clippin'
lipper as he cribs it on the flipside. When mike's mutin' the menace, you can't lose! He's hangin'
a rappin' 'n scratchin' turntable to squelch the sewer scum from here to kingdom come. Ooze, baby,
ooze! Lay an eye-spy on Mike's def mutant mic - yo, it's a ninety decibel nunchuku! And keep 'em
hip hoppin' and Foot floppin' with Mike's moon moccasins. So be a cool home boy: ice it on the
spotlight and blast it with the sheik of shell. Go, ninja, go with Rappin' Mike!