Private Porknose Bebop

The Stupid Soldier of Misfortune!

Asst. No. 5000-50
Stock No. 5275

Vtal Porktistics

Accessories

Reptile Rippin' Rifle
Fizzlin' Foot Grenades
Lead Launchin' Pistol

Favorite Battle

The Battle of the Bulge

Favorite Dish

Mutant Rations

Description

The Foot are fighting back, and Bebop's been promoted all the way up to the rank of Private! The Foot soldiers are sick of the Turtles always beating them up, so now it's war! Private Porknose Bebop is the latest in frontline Mutant Military Foot technology. First off, he's dumb. Secondly, he's strong. Thirdly, he's dumb. Fourthly, he's got a ton of Turtle terrorizing weapons o' war, like the reptile rippin' rifle and fizzlin' Foot grenades. You can be sure this overgrown porker is one big bumbling bad boy. And when the fightin' is hand-to-hand, he's been known to pull out his lead launchin' pistol and let the good guys have it! Turtles of the free world beware! There's an idiot waiting to get you!

Packaging/Variants

Mutant Military Card
Mutant Military Card front and back

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