Back Breakin' Bayonet
Pop 'em Pistol
Garbage Can Mortar Shooter
Rabid Rapidfire Rifle
Favorite War:
World Mutant War I
Favorite Commander:
Field Marshal Mutanto
Description
Shredder wants you! In fact, he'll take anybody, just as long as they are smarter
than DimWit Doughboy Rocksteady. This floundering flat-Foot stumbles and bumbles
into battle, which actually makes him more of a threat to the Turtle Teens. The
Green Guys never know what stupid move Doughboy Rock will make. And to top things
off, the trenches will never be safe, cuz this rhino reject's got weapons only an
idiot would carry: like the back-breakin' bayonet -it's so sharp it hurts! And
if any trench-tuggin' Turtle pokes his head above ground, Doughboy dunderhead loves
to charge into the thick of things with his rabid rapidfire rifle. "Duh, look out,
I'm comin' through," is his favorite battle cry.