Anti-Foot Removable Metallized Chest Plate
Cyber Samurai Nunchakus
Spring Launchin' Fusion Fists
Spring Launchin' Laser Missle
Description
Hey, you dated dudes, it's party time - future style! Mike's one cool chromium
Cyber Samurai - we're talkin' future funk and poundin' punks! Strapped into his
cyber suit, Mike makes for one mug-mashin' monster machine. One look under his chest
plate and you'll know how tough this real Turtle dude is! With his pre-programmed
Cyber Samurai nunchakus spinnin' at the Foot - breakin' speeds of 30,000 rpm, Mike cleans
the streets 'n sewers of digital dunderheads and futuristic Foot fools. Silicon sickos
beware, cuz Mike never misses when he fires his spring launchin' fusion fists - one
shot and he'll blast 'em back in time. His spring launchin' laser missile is nothing
to sneeze at either. In fact, if you do sneeze, he may shoot you! And when Mike's
done for the day, he relaxes with a pre-heated synthetic flavored starch disc energy
pill - well, not everything about the future is cool!
