This high tech Turtle Communicator is just like the one on the T.V. show, with six total bodacious Turtle messages. And
with the direct Turtle link circuitry, you'll never get a busy signal, guaranteed. That means you're always tuned in for
the latest sewer gossip. Just slide open the shell and press a button - you're hearin' Turtlespeak like never before! So
the next time you're out on your own doin' a little Foot stompin', and things get too hairy, just pull out the super
secret Turtle handbook, read it from cover-to-cover, then grab the Talkin' Turtle Communicator, and call in the Turtle
dudes. You'll be glad you did. And you won't even be billed if it's long distance! Now that's Turtle technology at
its best!